VATICAN APPROVES UFOs

It is okay to believe in UFOs and alien beings, according to a statement released by the Vatican in Rome. "There could be alien life forms, and believing they exist isn't contradictory to having faith in God," said the Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, the top astronomer and director of the Vatican observatory. In an article entitled, "The extraterrestrial is my brother," the scientist-priest speculated that it is possible that life exists elsewhere in the universe and to believe so doesn't contradict any church teachings. "We cannot put limits on the creative freedom of God," he said, "and that since any life forms existing in the universe were created by God, then these creatures are our siblings."